Some dirt you love, some dirt you don't

I'm all tuckered out from sucking your toes

One man's initiation into the Art of Talking Dirty. Friggin hillarious, and proof Americans analyse waaaay too much.

Oy vey

Lamb & Lynx are dumber than they look. The blonde-blue-eyed twins of the pop band Prussian Blue use their canary-sweet voices to spew white supremacist hate speech and say existential things like "yeah, we like, don't want our white people to, like, be a big muddle one day.. ya know? Like, stay white everybody!! Woohooo!!" I take it they don't tan well.

Diagnosis: evil mother April home-schooled her two innocent little girls into insecure twisted fraulines.
Therapy: a nice Jewish boyfriend. Or a trip to the Apartheid Museum. Or a good seeing to. Or discovering that Hitler only had one testicle.

A kosher sausage speaks up

Israeli playwright Rafael Milo-Amar is raising some hard questions about the penis, and its place in the world (aside from, y'know.. our trousers) in his play, The Holy Phallus.

Unzip and look here.

Spielberg's schpeel

Hollywood's master storyteller is now designing games for EA. Can things get ANY better, I ask you..

Check out the full story.

Christ's mezzuza

What a Ride..

First it was Essex. Then it was Footballer's Wives. Now it's a theme park.

A bunch of wankers in London are building a sex theme park and they swear it "will not be a sleazy sex museum, but an educational multimedia attraction that will teach visitors to become better lovers and provide valuable information about disease and sexual problems."

Great sales pitch, lads. Can't wait to see the "relationship roller-coaster".

The Judas Gene

Mel Gibson must've thought he was a marketing genius when he decided a 'commemorative nail' novelty gift would be a nice way to promote his movie, The Passion of The Christ. Well, that is until Larry David (he of "Curb your enthusiasm" fame) decided to use one to hammer in his new mezzuza. On TV.

Mel: 0
Larry: 1

Yom Skip-ur

Shabot's new comic is up to his usual standards of subversive-meets-observant.